we dont pump gas we pump our fists

Hair gel? check fake tan? check. 60 dollar ed hardy yu bought on the board walk that may not even be real and looks like it belongs to your 8 year old sister? check. Ok looks like your ready for Jersey. Tell Carmine and John jr wasssssup

gotta love bmore

Ah Maryland. city of crabs, and not necessarily the kind you eat. we got hookers, natty boh, old bay on everything, and of course, the Wire. at the end of the day, you need to kick back and get some of your favorite cheap ass beer. you're born and raised in murderland, embrace it son!

$25.00

welcome to cougar town

ubersoft American App shirts telling the whole world what those lucky kids already know. there moms are hot. bottom line. Big ups to McKayla and Korey Jr.. This shirts only dirty if you make it that way. spoiled pikesville kids logo in the back, party in the front, this is guaranteed to make you grin.

$30.00 shipped.

spoiled is the new cool

embrace your snotty ness

shots shots shots shots

you know how we roll. OE flava with a modern twist

26.00 shipped

party like its friday everyday

I am all about cheating whenever possible, and if that means leaving the lights on a timer on shabbos then thats cool. If you wanna beat the system and look fly at the same time, these insta-tallis shirts are for you

$28.00 shipped.

beyonce aint got nothing on me

just made these up super quick, mr... yourknowwho in brilliant technicolor, telling the world that other clothes suck. if it aint spk, its mishuginah!

$25.00 usd
plus 3.99 shipping
10% goes to the national cancer research foundation

download my free mix tape for free... sorta

free 28 minute sample of my mix tape for back to school. the whole thing is not complete. when it is it will be available for FREE as well for direct download, and 5 bucks if you want a hard copy with cover art and track listing.

breakdown
1. this is only 28 minutes its NOT complete
2. the final copy will be free just like this one unless you would like to buy a HARD copy which includes a BONUS song by DJ pandemik and Allison wiener of the former Baltimore sensation the flying eyes. YOU WILL NOT GET THIS SONG UNLESS YOU PURCHASE THE HARD COPY FOR 5.00. ITS WORTH IT.
3, THE FINAL COPY WILL BE OVER AN HOUR IN LENGTH.
4. THE SHIRT IS NOT FOR SALE AND WAS MADE EXCLUSIVELY TO PROMOTE THE MIX TAPE. DON'T EMAIL ME ABOUT IT.

DOWNLOAD HERE:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/648827372c38c83a/
copy and paste into your url

what kind of shirt is that private?

dolce and gabbana took the fashion world by storm in 08 with there "who the f**k is d&g" shirts for like 100 bucks a pop.ask your bubby if you dont know what fuckakta is. its a little off centered because thats the type of person that rocks spk. your a funny guy and you know it. make people wonder wtf spk is. and you know its some serious sheet

ema warned me about you guys....

nothing says your DTF outside your "tribe" like this i love shiksas t shirt. printed in bold letters with spoiled pikesville kids logo faded into the background to prevent counterfiting, these shirts will get you that goy hottie you always dreamed about.

new low price 25.00 bucks. come on dude a portion goes to lung cancer research. don't be so... um... just buy it!

bodymore murderland

TWO GUNZ UP!

YES, VIOLENT BUT TRUE BODYMORE IS THE MURDER HOMICIDE CAPITOL IN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES. WERE KNOWN FOR OUR CRABS, NATTY BOAH, S****Y BASEBALL, NO BASKETBALL TEAM, AND OF COURSE MURDER RAPE AND EXTORTION. THIS SHIRT WAS HARD TO MAKE AND VERY TIME CONSUMING, BIT ITS STILL THE SAME PRICE. PRINTED ON HIGH QUALITY AA COTTON, IT ONLY COMES IN BLACK WHICH UNFORTUNATELY COSTS MORE MONEY. BUT KEEP IN MIND THESE SHIRTS ARE ALL LIMITED EDITION AND THE MONEY HELPS CANCER SO DONT BE GREEDY. IF YOU LIKE IT BUY IT.

DIFFERENT AUTOMATIC WEAPONS SPELL OUT WELCOME TO BALTIMORE IN NICE BLOOD RED LETTERS. SPK LOGO AT BOTTOM RIGHT. HOLLA

welcome to baltimore :duck and cover!

you know its true! but we love our craptacular city.

special price $20.00

fathers day: the most confusing holiday in Bmore city..

Im not sure what people would want to turn there swag on or off for. but if you dont have swag then this is irrelevent for you anyway. ya'll know the drill

printed on soft american apparel t-s

$35.00 one price

s,m,l,xl,xxl

*a percentage goes to the american cancer society in honor of Dena Love

just rep ur "ghetto"

sometimes you just wanna rep your set and you don't wanna joke. bright neon colors printed on top end cotton. girls shirts available as well and kids too. we cater to shiksa's and mashuginah little kids too. just hit me up on facebook, twitter, ect ect.

s,m,l, xl sizes available.

average quality: $20.00

awsome quality $30:00

nieman marcus quality $40.00

and ur little dog too

i designed this with my cat in mind.. you know how those cats get that cat nip and they just go crazy. its important to talk to your loved ones about the dangers of cat nip. if you have ever given your cat catnip ya'll know what i'm talking about. that &^%$ is strong and deadly!

this would fit a little dog or a cat... holla

one style and price.. 26 bucks take it or leave it

just jew it

a slightly un "orthodox" take on a modern classic. ps dont try and jack my design I made this just like everything else and it took at lot of talent and time to do so if u steal it ill know cause i copyrighted it. please just buy the shirt if you like the design, part of the money goes to cancer.

average quality: $20.00

awsome quality $30:00

nieman marcus quality $40.00

we up in this no fishsticks

you know who getttin his shutta shade swaaga on. neon pink on grey, black or white

s, m, l, xl

your choice:

average quality: $20.00

awsome quality $30:00

nieman marcus quality $40.00

holla

its better to be pissed off then pissed on

spk is the best brand there is u better recognize fool!

super soft AA cotton t's

s, m, l, xl

fits form fitting, but not to tight.

25.00

a portion of all sales goes to the american cancer society

gimme a m...

ur favorite you know who gets the lil weezy treatment with fresh lime green and pink colors, perfect for the summer

available in all standard sizes, in any color as long as its black.

25 bucks for white, green, yellow or grey

30 bucks for black

a percentage goes to the american cancer foundation. big ups dena

whose snickerin now?

t shirt printed on AA t's

s,m,l,xl

$25.00

a portion of proceeds go to the American Cancer Society


Hat

one size fits all high quality mesh trucker hat

blue, black, red, green,

$20.00

a portion of proceeds go to the American Cancer Society

who run it

s, m,L, xl

form fitting

$25.00

*portion of proceeds go to the American Cancer Society in honer of my mother Dena.

s.p.k x ?

looking for collabs.
my man kieth and and I are doing a spoiled pikesville kids x PURPLE REIGHN collaberation and we are always looking for more ideas. hit us up..

phuck that

The company i used to get my clothing printed before is a bunch of cheap pussys and obviously have no real clue about the laws of common sense or modern society. so from now on I am going completely solo. check out the first shirt, BANNED from the web.. lol there 20 bucks holla at me if you want one

f*ck royalties.

I promised spk was coming and it is. I dont want anyone taking my ideas cause there really freaking awsome. So this will be done all by my lonesome. look for updates and please support me. I'm just trying to pay for college...